He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I need a burrito and a hug.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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