It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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