I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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