If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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