sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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