As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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