Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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