yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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