if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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