She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
