Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize