You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Randomize
