Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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