i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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