matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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