new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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