Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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