Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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