Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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