You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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