So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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