I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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