She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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