sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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