It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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