yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Vodka?
Forever.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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