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do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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