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I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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