Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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