Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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