I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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