i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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