She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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