can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
send nudes
from the living room?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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