i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
