So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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