and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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