Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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