Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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