If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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