my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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