I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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