i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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