Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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