How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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