We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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