The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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