I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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