I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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