So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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