Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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