it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So gin and wine won't be happening again
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Randomize
