you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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