dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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