just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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